Note to self:

Do not argue on the intarwebs about politics with people you do not know. Particularly those with names like "ChainsawGutsF*ck."

Here's an actual quote:

"I actually support bush, his actions show interest for the u.s., as in he cares about our country, and not what the brits or the french say about us. yeah he may be a christian and you all know im not a very big fan of christianity, but at least this guy cant be bribed off with a blowjob from a pudgy chick like clinton was."

When countered with the fact that he was successfully bribed by Eli Lily pharmaceutical and the rider was added to the Patriot Act to excuse them from all liability of the lawsuits they were involved in (link: http://www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedia/Homeland-Security-Act).

His response?

"Everybody can be bribed, its human. Im just saying he wont be bribed by something as stupid as a blowjob from a pudgy chick. but anyway, I feel safer under Bush than I would under Kerry. Kerry would offer up the U.S. on a plate to the rest of the world, and call it tolerance."

I think he just won the internet.